Saturday, October 07, 2006

Jesus Loves Me This I know

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"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." (The Holy Bible, John 3:16)
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"The truth is, that the greatest enemies of the doctrine of Jesus are those, calling themselves the expositors of them, who have perverted them to the structure of a system of fancy absolutely incomprehensible, and without any foundation in his genuine words. And the day will come, when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter. But we may hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away [with] all this artificial scaffolding and restore to us the primitive and genuine doctrines of this most venerated reformer of human errors."(Thomas Jefferson, letter to John Adams, 11 April 1823, as quoted by E. S. Gaustad, "Religion," in Merrill D. Peterson, ed., Thomas Jefferson: A Reference Biography, New York: Charles Scribner's Sons, 1986, p. 28 )
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"Again there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them to present himself before the LORD." (The Holy Bible, Job 2:1)
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Ladies and Gentleman of the court:
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I submit to you that if God is Love than God is a liar.
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I also submit the question that if Jesus was his only son then what is the context of the above statement? More importantly I submit the platform of Christianity which is placed precipitately dangerous posing on this platform. If the outcome were simply peasants and peons pitifully pawned into putting pennies in platters - that would be one thing .
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Giving ones soul to God through Jesus is as dangerous as giving alms to your favorite charity only to discover you have been duped and are supporting Bin Ladens' terrorists' network.
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"Son of man, prophesy, and say, Thus saith the LORD; Say, A sword, a sword is sharpened, and also furbished:" (The Holy Bible, Ezekiel 21:9)
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Its' abominable to know America has followed so diligently in Gods' footsteps. Currently the military budget is now greater than the entire world combined. America is a Christian nation - and Christians are a Nation of Soldiers - so here's' to a cold beer - preferably German please follow along for a moment.
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Ladies and Gentleman
on behalf of the
Jefferson/Paine Religious Terror Taxation Act
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I present to you
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THE GLORY of GOD
Like wise the Glory of Allah:
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"And the congregation sent thither twelve thousand men of the valiantest, and commanded them, saying, Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead with the edge of the sword, with the women and the children. And this is the thing that ye shall do, Ye shall utterly destroy every male, and every woman that hath lain by man. And they found among the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead four hundred young virgins, that had known no man by lying with any male: and they brought them unto the camp to Shiloh, which is in the land of Canaan." (The Holy Bible, Judges 21:10-12)
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" And, thou son of man, thus saith the Lord GOD; Speak unto every feathered fowl, and to every beast of the field, assemble yourselves, and come; gather yourselves on every side to my sacrifice that I do sacrifice for you, even a great sacrifice upon the mountains of Israel, that ye may eat flesh, and drink blood. Ye shall eat the flesh of the mighty, and drink the blood of the princes of the earth, of rams, of lambs, and of goats, of bullocks, all of them fatlings of Bashan. And ye shall eat fat till ye be full, and drink blood till ye be drunken, of my sacrifice which I have sacrificed for you." (The Holy Bible, Ezekiel 39:17-19)
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Fight those who believe neither in God nor the Last Day, nor what has been forbidden by God and his messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, even if they are People of the Book, until they pay the tribute and have been humbled. - (The Holy Quran 9:29)
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Although this goes directly in the face of a low-carb diet it does paint
a pictures scene for a low budget B movie. Before God was love - life was bloody swell,
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"for this is the day of the Lord GOD of hosts, a day of vengeance, that he may avenge him of his adversaries: and the sword shall devour, and it shall be satiate and made drunk with their blood: for the Lord GOD of hosts hath a sacrifice in the north country by the river Euphrates." (The Holy Bible, Jeremiah 46:10)
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Glad I live on the south side of town.
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"God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies." (The Holy Bible, Nahum 1:2)
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As for those who are slain in the cause of Allah, He will not allow their works to perish. He will vouch safe them guidance and ennoble their state; He will admit them to the Paradise He has made known to them. - (The Holy Quran 10:4-15) * 8 * Allah has cursed the unbelievers and proposed for them a blazing hell. - (The Holy Quran 33:60) * 8 * Unbelievers are enemies of Allah and they will roast in hell. - (The Holy Quran 41:14) 8 *
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If you fail to get this simple character trait that we try so hard to
instill in our children perhaps
God can help them.
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"Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them:for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;" (The Holy Bible Exodus 20:5)
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Doctor Phil Could you give God a bit of advice
He is acting a bit confused:
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"But the children of the murderers he slew not: according unto that which is written in the book of the Law of Moses, wherein the LORD commanded, saying, The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, nor the children be put to death for the fathers; but every man shall be put to death for his own sin." (The Holy Bible 2 Kings 14:6)
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I love them - I love them not - I love them not -
That's Right - I love them not.
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Muslims are harsh against the unbelievers, merciful to one another. - (The Holy Quran 48:25) 9 * Muhammad is Allah's apostle. Those who follow him are ruthless to the unbelievers but merciful to one another. Through them, Allah seeks to enrage the unbelievers. - (The Holy Quran 48:29) * 9 * Prophet! Make war on the unbelievers and the hypocrites and deal sternly with them. Hell shall be their home, evil their fate. - (The Holy Quran 66:9) * 9 * The unbelievers among the People of the Book and the pagans shall burn forever in the fire of hell. They are the vilest of all creatures. - (The Holy Quran 98:51) * * 9
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*"Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass. And Saul gathered the people together, and numbered them in Telaim, two hundred thousand footmen, and ten thousand men of Judah." (The Holy Bible, 1 Samuel 15:3-4)
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Innocent Women and babies to keep their swords sharp, anything that moves is only to have the breath of life
removed.
* "Whether unarmed or well-equipped, march on and fight for the cause of Allah, with your wealth and your persons." (The Holy Quran 9:41)
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"And the chief of all the people, even of all the tribes of Israel, presented themselves in the assembly of the people of God, four hundred thousand footmen that drew sword." (The Holy Bible, Judges 20:2)

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* "It is not for any Prophet to have captives until he has made slaughter in the land." - (The Holy Quran,8:67)
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Let me stop right here and ask every Mother and Father of Christian and Muslim faith , Is this what we want to teach our children? We must face the facts that these God's have given us a license to murder. These demands are housed under the guise of religious worship. Those who traffic in the business of human suffering fair well under these conditions. Is this not sheer raw unadultrated terror? - We are no longer throwing sticks and stones at each other. We must not censor religious worship handbooks and we must no longer give precepts of terror financial privelidge.
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But if they turn renegades, seize them and slay them wherever you find them. - (The Holy Quran, 4:89) * * Therefore, we stirred among them enmity and hatred, which shall endure till the Day of Resurrection, when Allah will declare to them all that they have done. - (The Holy Quran 5:14) * * O believers, take not Jews and Christians as friends; they are friends of each other. Those of you who make them his friends is one of them. God does not guide an unjust people. - (The Holy Quran 5:54) * * "And this is the thing that ye shall do, Ye shall utterly destroy every male, and every woman that hath lain by man. And they found among the inhabitants of Jabesh gilead four hundred young virgins, that had known no man by lying with any male: and they brought them unto the camp to Shiloh, which is in the land of Canaan." (The Holy Bible, Judges 10-12) *
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Slay them wherever ye find them and drive them out of the places whence they drove you out, for persecution is worse than slaughter. - (The Holy Quran 2:191)
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*I wonder how God would fare running for President.
The Christian Coalition could get him a
Jr. high girls cheerleading squad.
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They have.
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"And to the others he said in mine hearing, Go ye after him through the city, and smite: let not your eye spare, neither have ye pity: Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women: but come not near any man upon whom is the mark; and begin at my sanctuary. Then they began at the ancient men which were before the house." (The Holy Bible, Ezekiel 9:5,6) *
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What is it about killing all the women and children? If God keeps this up Christians
are going to be running out of soldiers.
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I was under the impression God disdained abortion a right to life kinda guy. Hey I wonder if we can get Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson to organize a right to life march at one of Gods
make-shift abortion camps?
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"Then Menahem smote Tiphsah, and all that were therein, and the coasts there of from Tirzah: because they opened not to him, therefore he smote it; and all the women therein that were with child he ripped up." (The Holy Bible, 2Kings 15:16)
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"And the children of Israel carried away captive of their brethren two hundred thousand, women, sons, and daughters, and took also away much spoil from them, and brought the spoil to Samaria." (The Holy Bible,2 Chronicles 28:8)

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"Say to those who disbelieve: You shall be vanquished, and driven together to hell; and evil is the resting-place." (The Holy Quran 3:12)

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*"And he said unto them, Defile the house, and fill the courts with the slain: go ye forth. And they went forth, and slew in the city. And it came to pass, while they were slaying them, and I was left, that I fell upon my face, and cried, and said, Ah Lord GOD! wilt thou destroy all the residue of Israel in thy pouring out of thy fury upon Jerusalem?" (The Holy Bible, Ezekiel 9:7,8) * *
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"The young and the old lie on the ground in the streets: my virgins and my young men are fallen by the sword; thou hast slain them in the day of thine anger; thou hast killed, and not pitied." (The Holy Bible, Lamantation 2:21)
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"Then said he unto me, The iniquity of the house of Israel and Judah is exceeding great, and the land is full of blood, and the city full of perverseness: for they say, The LORD hath forsaken the earth, and the LORD seeth not." (The Holy Bible,Ezekiel 9:9)
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"ForI will send into her pestilence, and blood into her streets; and the wounded shall be judged in the midst of her by the sword upon her on every side; and they shall know that I am the LORD." ( The Holy Bible, Ezekiel 28:23)
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Forgive me Jury Members but somehow I feel I have strayed from the subject of Gods Love.

If God is Love then I submit Ladies and Gentleman:

God is a Liar.

Secondly I submit:

*The Bush's' Administration Emphasis on Americas military's war chest is a

Holy case of monkey see - monkey do.

Thirdly on behalf of a Loving God I would submit to the court:

I made this all up - these our excerpts found in Saddams diary

right there in the hole where he was captured - under a wish list

"When I really get to play God."

*"...and again their was a day when the sons of God
came to present themselves before the Lord, and
Satan came also among them to present
himself, before the LORD." (The Holy Bible, Job 2:1)
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