Saturday, October 07, 2006

Flies in the Milk and Honey

"And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God." (Leviticus 21:16-21)
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"The preamble [of the Statute of Virginia for Religious Freedom] declares, that coercion is a departure from the plan of the holy author of our religion, an amendment was proposed by inserting the words "Jesus Christ," so that it should read, "A departure from the plan of Jesus Christ, the holy author of our religion;"the insertion was rejected by a great majority, in proof that they meant to comprehend, within the mantle of its protection, the Jew and the Gentile, the Christian and Mohammedan, the Hindoo and Infidel of every denomination." (Thomas Jefferson, Autobiography; from George Seldes, ed., The Great Quotations, Secaucus, New Jersey: Citadel Press, 1983, p. 363)
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Off the record, I get a little emotional regarding the subject of Jesus Christ. If you think the next exhibit came out of the mouth of the Son of The Lord God of Hosts that is certainly your opinion. In this court of Spiritual Law I do respect your opinion. I respectfully introduce these brief words of Jesus Christ which after 2,000 years would certainly never get him elected as United States President - Senate - Congressman - Mayor - water boy - perhaps.
* "And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying, Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted . Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness:
for they shall be filled. Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God. Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God." (Matthew 5:2-9)
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Please note at the bottom where it says "children of God" keep in mind Ladies and Gentlemen there are other Gods. This is what the first commandment refers to when it warns "Thou shalt have no other Gods before me" This is what all the ranting - raving and demonic jealous insanity God is about. This is not a democracy - somebody has to die. The LORD God of Hosts is quite happy to murder you if you question this.
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My Tour of Duty is relatively simple and consists of fact finding and presenting a case to the Jefferson/Paine Religious Terror Taxation Act. Exposing the LORD God of Hosts' and Allah's crimes against humanity and crimes against the nature. I respect the spiritual discernment of each juror. If the brief introductory outline thus far serves as a spiritual platform for you as a re-alignment of your spiritual values, moral values and your family values and you believe your children should learn to respect The LORD Gods' behavior and want to see the same in you are elected officials. I of course suggest at the end of the trial you simply cast your ballot as The LORD God of Hosts Not Guilty. I am no more or less then a trial lawyer presenting facts that I find frankly atrocious insidious evil behavior contrary to the good will of humanity.
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If Saddam Hussein can be captured and brought to justice I believe in this blink of a cosmic eye with the whole world focused on terrorism the same should be done to The LORD God of Hosts. Saddam Hussein prayed to the God of War. War kills people. A lot of people are in the business of human suffering. The Lord God of Hosts is in the business of human suffering.
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The Lord Jesus Christ is attempting to save humanity and remains Spiritually Hanging on the Cross. This Ladies and Gentlemen its deeply troubling to me. I'm here trying to rescue him and believe me - I don't qualify for back up of permanent off duty reserve. I just couldn't sit around any longer watching Jesus spiritually hang there. I am a trial lawyer - and a lousy one there is very little work where I'm from and I have never won a case. The universe likes long shots Other wise the odds would be terribly overwhelming that I'll never make the case much less make it home. But I'm here. I think a whole lot of you would be willing to help me on this if I can just get you’re attention an furthermore were in a technology based communicative opportunity where a little bit of knowledge can go a long way.
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There are two trees in The Garden of Eden. The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil and the Tree of Eternal Life. As we know Eve ate of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil - and just like a woman who never gets anything right .She simply offered enlightenment and turns out a shot at eternal life to all men and women with one damn bite. What's a woman doing in the Garden of Eden talking to God? HIS JOB! I don't see God doing this. I see God making a miserable mess out of folks trying to move up in this world
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Excuse me, in my opinion Eve was a very brave and courageous woman. The LORD God prevented Her from eating of the Tree of Eternal Life. Just as attempting to prevent Adam and Eve from the Knowledge of Good and Evil God has no intention of allowing anyone Eternal Life This I may say regrettably is where Jesus Christ came in. Somebody has to die - right? Its not that easy. There can't be no dying when you're offering eternal life it just doesn't fit - cause when the dying comes the living goes. I hate to break the news - but Jesus Christ is still hanging on the cross where The LORD God hung him .The Lord Jesus Christ rained on Gods party. This place was a blood bath - with the little bit of evidence you have seen so far do you think for a moment God had humanities best interest in mind? The Lord Jesus Christ saw the mess and came to see if he could avert the inevitable that was a train wreck happened - happening - about to happen continuously one generation after another miserably oppressed by The LORD God of Hosts. Believe me Gods' people were going through enough hell enough - but the Beings from the Land of Nod were the original holocaust cookie cutter - turnkey concentrated work force.
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There is a lot of romanticism about Christ's death. A million Sunday morning sermons - prayer meetings -The Passion. Glorifying Jesus' death and how his daddy so loved everybody ( that he has a long history of slaughtering everybody ) if you don't point out that last part is a great way to get money in the offering plate. I hate to be the bearer of Bad News but if Jesus were Spiritually die there is not one of you in this courtroom who would be availed to eternal life. Eternal Life means just that - Eternal Life. You are all going to die - granted - but don't kid yourself - if Jesus dies - you're done. Jesus Christ is the Son of humanity, Jesus Christ is the Lamb of God. God's attempting each day murdering Jesus - lambs were burnt on the altars. Jesus is not the only begotten son of the Lord God of Hosts. The LORD is having a dinner party right now with his sons and Satan is invited.
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If God wanted human out of the abyss of ignorance and availed to eternal life that would have been the first fruit to offer Adam and Eve. He could have at least said - hey you two - if you search for it and find it its all yours. He said instead you varmints if you attempt any kind of knowing out of the strict disciplinary knowledge I give you - you die. This is the first act of spiritual censorship.
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* The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil . The tree of Eternal Life.
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These two trees still stand today and just like The LORD God ordered Adam and Eve to not eat of the Fruit - of either one so he has ordered each and every one of you the same.
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"... shake off all the fears of servile prejudices under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a god because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear. You will naturally examine first the religion of your own country. Read the bible then, as you would read Livy or Tacitus. The testimony of the writer weighs in their favor in one scale, and their not being against the laws of nature does not weigh against them. But those facts in the bible which contradict the laws of nature, must be examined with more care, and under a variety of faces. Here you must recur to the pretensions of the writer to inspiration from god. Examine upon what evidence his pretensions are founded, and whether that evidence is so strong as that it's [sic] falshood [sic] would be more improbable than a change of the laws of nature in the case he relates.... Do not be frightened from this enquiry by any fear of it's [sic] consequences. If it ends in a belief that there is no god, you will find incitements to virtue in the comfort and pleasantness you feel in it's [sic] exercise, and the love of others which it will procure you. If you find reason to believe there is a god, a consciousness that you are acting under his eye, and that he approves you, will be a vast additional incitement. If that there be a future state, the hope of a happy existence in that increases the appetite to deserve it; if that Jesus was also a god, you will be comforted by a belief of his aid and love. In fine, I repeat that you must lay aside all prejudice on both sides, and neither believe nor reject any thing because any other person, or description of persons have rejected or believed it. Your own reason is the only oracle given you by heaven, and you are answerable not for the rightness but uprightness of the decision.." (Thomas Jefferson, letter to his young nephew Peter Carr, August 10, 1787. From Adrienne Koch, ed., The American Enlightenment: The Shaping of the American Experiment and a Free Society, New York: George Braziller, 1965, pp. 320-321.)
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Secondly, The Tree of Life - Adam and Eve were going to mate and be replaced.The Lord God can fool you all - but he was going to play this game of misery on human whether Eve ate of the fruit or not - he created them to serve him. Be dumb and die - simple. Jesus Christ - unlike God is not going to talk about Eternal Life and go up and example that by dying. That is not the way he was raised. God said to teach your children well believe me he did not teach Jesus. Certainly not by example. Jesus Christ cannot go home.
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Ladies and Gentlemen:
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If he dies here he stays here dead. I hate to break the bad news but so do the rest of you. ( Except of course 144,000 thousand men that have never had sex ( excuse me LORD "defiled by women") with women . Heaven on earth is about to become a gay mans paradise. Once of course the nuclear dusts clears. All of the men huddled next to God, that will be quite the love fest.
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Jesus Christ came to save human from the sins of God and human isn't going along as well as he had hoped. Dragging his decency about in the mud of the LORD God is sure bringing the odds down. Because of the Theft of Souls that is being used to steal more souls to wage war against the about to be stolen souls who love and want peace . Sounds insidious doesn't? Do you think God is an idiot? Is he going to say I'm going to kill you for burning incense like I did your forefathers ? Yes and no. Christ's steps in and rains on that party The soul of human is desperate for salvation and God hi jacks Jesus takes him a hostage and has his minions tell you that Jesus says pray to him to get to God - Believe me these evil minions are the same priests that molested your little boys in school - so don't anybody say there not following me. The majority of Gods minions are in your Sunday Church waiting for you to say hello with your wallet and purse - the rest where it is killing us most are in government. Billy Graham "America's Preacher" gave a service directly after 9 /11 and said outright: "Vengeance is mine saith the Lord". Thanks God.
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Ladies and Gentlemen:
* Don't think for a moment America is a Christian Nation.
America is God Fearing Nation God goes to war.
America goes to war.
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Fearing God is Killing Christ -
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... where a bad hair day from God with all this nuclear weaponry around is big trouble - God has handily slaughtered thousands for years innocent men, women and children with Swords and Bows. It has gotten a little more serious in the last 50 years. This trial to me is a no brainier I'm shocked I'm here. The LORD God is a God of War I'm bringing him to trial as a God of Love on proudly confessed War Crimes. Saddam Hussein singing "All you need is love". God needs war enough to kill one element to stay alive - Jesus Christ.
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Christ must die a Spiritual Death. Christ's spiritual life is comprised of the frequency of humans' spirituality NOT Religion. Don't flatter yourself and don't take Salvation from such a microscopic brainless embarrassing point of view. Goodness is a frequency, it is not knowledge. Goodness is an inner compass, goodness is natural law. Learning is not natural law. The wind blows weather you can spell W-I-N-D or not.
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Christ's death was never physical and he has no control over his Spiritual Life. This life he has given to us all. If you think attempting to save this mess was as simple as walking around here being good until he was 33 and then getting strung up was all there was. Get a Grip. Christ came to save Human from Gods sins. Human beings are stealing candy bars out of the local convenience store. You don't want to know about Gods sins. Human on the other hand do die a physical death. So far with the nuclear capability lying around like an overstocked Wall Mart. I believe there will be plenty of fireworks for even as far away to view as where I am from. But you all go and so does Jesus - so do a lot of beautiful betrayed people who gave God the ability to kill them by giving their souls mistakenly and so does this blessed planet earth which is completely imprisoned by God. Its all like the domino theory and we will have a big hole on this one . Those from his hometown.
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I'm just a damn lawyer, Jesus Christ came to save you to show you what its like where he's' from. Earth was already next in line that's all. There was a whole population of the Beings from the Land of Nod. God made things impossible bulling himself around and destroying a much bigger plan. In the microcosm its like standing in line at Baskin Robbins and they run out - its better eating ice cream than wanting ice cream. Its not a big heaven in the sky Its just where beings are nice to each other . That simple stuff - like common courtesy - honesty . Equality of basic rights - food - clean air no starving folks and no kids getting beaten to hell so their souls don't go to hell.
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We get through with this trial - you all get God out of the way. We then can get a Spiritual Conviction. I just say look at the evidence. Its over whelming. Crimes against Humanity and Crimes against nature. Hey the guy loves to kill give him a break Those that want to join him vote Not - Guilty and go for the ride. Those that would rather pass vote Guilty. You won't be held accountable for the sins of a God who you have been aiding who has promoted terrorism and death for thousands of years. The fishes in the sea will thank you. Bambi will love you. Mother Theresa will be out of a job. Maybe she'll be a dancer or sing us rock and roll like Tina Turner. Your little ones won't become nuclear dusts and they won't know the difference of race and religion and who they are supposed to hate.
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The Lord God of Hosts. He'll be sent with his loved ones who he hates so they can all love and hate to love until they have all destroyed each other and it can be like a tree falling in the forest where the only ones who hear are those standing near. What you all need to do Ladies and Gentlemen is quit praying to Jesus Christ on the cross and help me get his bloody self down.
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Hang in Their Big Guy -
Were Coming to Get You..
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